"Yes, ma'am, we do take reservations...and what's your husband's name?"
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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Priest's 'To do' list.
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."
'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
"Freshly ground pepper?"
The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style
'It's a zen diaphragm.'
'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
'..Then people will say, 'Why can't dogs get married?'.. And then, 'Why can't cats and dogs marry?'..'
How's my sermon. . .
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Bishops Snooker
"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."
Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'
'Even More Disciples'
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."
'The company was quite generous. They gave me a whole day off for the funeral.'
"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"
"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"
'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"
"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."
"He wants us to start calling him 'Head Honcho'."
"I'll take new members any way I can get them."
Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.
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