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Devil reading ransom note: We have your thermostat.

'There goes my New Year's resolution to be a better person.'

Leonard Sippowitz, neighbour of the beast.

Deviled HamDeviled Eggs.

Almost got away with it, until he tried to bury the body and dug a little too deep.

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Director/Action Man toy.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What's normal?

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

How am I abducting?

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Parade of Businessmen

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Curious how all four previous employers spelt 'exceptional' with just an 'x'.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.