Satirist Fan T-Shirts

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Director/Action Man toy.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

What's normal?

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Working Woman's Magazine

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

On the brink.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Parade of Businessmen

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Snarky District

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."