Sat Nav Whisperer Pillows

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Jack of all trades

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Violin Practise

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Support groups for car repairs.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Happy Violinist

Psychic car mechanics.

"It's worse than I thought."

He did love tinkering on his cars.

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

When did you last have your oil changed?

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"It's garage music."

CLEAR!

Cellular Plan

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

'Backseat driver...'

"We want to fly the friendly skies, but only with friendly fellow passengers."

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."