Sat Nav Whisperer Pillows

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Jack of all trades

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Violin Practise

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Support groups for car repairs.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Happy Violinist

When did you last have your oil changed?

"Don't worry Doctor. We expect your car to make a full recovery."

"Then again, maybe the fourth green is that way."

"It's worse than I thought."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Psychic car mechanics.

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

Cellular Plan

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

CLEAR!

"It's garage music."

(Visual gag) Taxidermist.

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Backseat driver...'

Cello player has an audience of cats.

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'He's had too much exposure to wi-fi.'