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'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

The one that got away

"Bigfoot"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Zoo animals.

Dolphin

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Whiplash..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"I spy something blue."

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

"This is it? No video?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"We're luckier than most people..."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"