Sartre Admirer T-Shirts

'It certainly is crowded down here!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Dreams I have had...

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Seamus Heaney

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Samuel Beckett

It's from his Swiss period

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Francis Picabia

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Ave Atque Vale- Illustrates Beardsley's Translation of Carmen CI of Catullus

A retriever comes back to a hunter with Brancusi's 'Bird in Space'."

Toilet Art.

Tracey Emin

The Death of Pierrot

Kim Novak caricature

"Once upon a time there were these three little pigs. There was a neurotic little pig, a psychotic little pig, and a normal little pig . . . ."

'We thought we'd try a Schubert Lieder karaoke night.'

Department de Philosophie

Igor Stravinsky

Bird droppings on painter's canvas praised as great art.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes III (aka Dancer with the Domino)

'Touching.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Apocalipsis

"George, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I've grown tired of modern."

'I like how the band are not afraid to experiment.'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs