Sardonic Story Lover T-Shirts

Gift a sardonic storyteller in your life a t-shirt that embodies their love for sharp, humorous takes on life's tales. It’s a playful way to show appreciation for their witty perspective.

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'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.' mockup

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

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'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.' mockup

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.' mockup

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.' mockup

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.' mockup

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.' mockup

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait' mockup

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

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Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank. mockup

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

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'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.' mockup

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

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"He's So Your Type."

"He's So Your Type." mockup

"He's So Your Type." mockup

"He's So Your Type." mockup

"He's So Your Type." mockup

"He's So Your Type."

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'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.' mockup

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

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"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..." mockup

"This is the most transparent administration in history..."

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Man falls off perch

Man falls off perch mockup

Man falls off perch mockup

Man falls off perch mockup

Man falls off perch mockup

Man falls off perch

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T.S. Eliot calendar.

T.S. Eliot calendar. mockup

T.S. Eliot calendar. mockup

T.S. Eliot calendar. mockup

T.S. Eliot calendar. mockup

T.S. Eliot calendar.

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Special Place in Hell...

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell...

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"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here." mockup

"You'll be in charge of the music down here."

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'My life is a joke.'

'My life is a joke.' mockup

'My life is a joke.' mockup

'My life is a joke.' mockup

'My life is a joke.' mockup

'My life is a joke.'

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.' mockup

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.' mockup

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.' mockup

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.' mockup

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

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"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know." mockup

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

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'You may experience some discomfort.'

'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.' mockup

'You may experience some discomfort.'

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"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female." mockup

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female." mockup

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female." mockup

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female." mockup

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

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"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?" mockup

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?" mockup

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?" mockup

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?" mockup

"And do you get a shooting pain between your eyes?"

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How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.' mockup

How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'

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'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

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"Look Marj, decalf."

"Look Marj, decalf." mockup

"Look Marj, decalf." mockup

"Look Marj, decalf." mockup

"Look Marj, decalf." mockup

"Look Marj, decalf."

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You could have fooled me!

You could have fooled me! mockup

You could have fooled me! mockup

You could have fooled me! mockup

You could have fooled me! mockup

You could have fooled me!

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"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!" mockup

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!" mockup

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!" mockup

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!" mockup

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

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"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!" mockup

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!" mockup

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!" mockup

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!" mockup

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

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"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips." mockup

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips." mockup

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips." mockup

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips." mockup

"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."

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'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!''

'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!'' mockup

'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!'' mockup

'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!'' mockup

'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!'' mockup

'When I was hired, the boss asked if I could handle a job with lots of accountability, and like an idiot, I said 'Yes!''

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Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

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'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

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'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

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'You're obese.'

'You're obese.' mockup

'You're obese.' mockup

'You're obese.' mockup

'You're obese.' mockup

'You're obese.'

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Sardonic Story Lover T-Shirts Collection

Sardonic Story Lover Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for sardonic story lovers—witty, dark humor designs perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Sardonic Story Lover Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for a sardonic story lover—featuring witty designs and dark humor that add personality to their living space.

Sardonic Story Lover Prints

Discover art prints that reflect the clever, sardonic side of storytelling—ideal for decorating with humor and wit in mind.