Sardonic Scientist T-Shirts

Celebrate the dry wit of any sardonic scientist with our clever t-shirts. Perfect for casual lab days or relaxed weekends, each tee boasts humor that’s as sharp as their mind.

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"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one." mockup

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

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'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!' mockup

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!' mockup

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!' mockup

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!' mockup

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

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"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe." mockup

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly." mockup

"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."

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Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex mockup

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

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'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?' mockup

'Sure that money - detecting app works. It detected you had money didn't it?'

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Special Place in Hell...

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell... mockup

Special Place in Hell...

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'." mockup

"I'm sorry Gerald but all those orgasms were 'fake news'."

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"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath." mockup

"I never do as I say. That's the beauty of a hypocritical oath."

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'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.' mockup

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.' mockup

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.' mockup

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.' mockup

'While 10-15 years of cellaring are recommended and would certainly improve the bouquet and taste, no, there'sno reason why you can't go out back, behind the dumpster and down the whole thing in 1 chug.'

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?' mockup

'Your resume states that you've worked with 2 presidents, won the Nobel Prize and climbed Mt. Everest. That's all fine and dandy, but how are you at telemarketing?'

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"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks." mockup

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

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"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!" mockup

"You don't get a raise because it's a job killer!"

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"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..."

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..." mockup

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..." mockup

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..." mockup

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..." mockup

"Occasionally he allows staff to voice their grievances..."

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"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place." mockup

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

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'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.' mockup

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

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Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care. mockup

Elevator buttons: Up/Down/Don't Care.

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'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.' mockup

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

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"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor." mockup

"Forget the meaning of life, go get me a chirpractor."

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'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.' mockup

'I got bored with the pale horse, so I swapped it for a white van.'

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'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.' mockup

'The world will remember me when I'm gone...at least, that considerable part I owe money to.'

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"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night." mockup

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night." mockup

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night." mockup

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night." mockup

"It's not garden decking. The wind blew the fence down last night."

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"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?" mockup

"When you die do you want to be cremated or buried?"

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Self-serve island

Self-serve island mockup

Self-serve island mockup

Self-serve island mockup

Self-serve island mockup

Self-serve island

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The Devil's Advocat

The Devil's Advocat mockup

The Devil's Advocat mockup

The Devil's Advocat mockup

The Devil's Advocat mockup

The Devil's Advocat

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Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend...

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend... mockup

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend... mockup

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend... mockup

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend... mockup

Disadvantages of having a parking meter for a friend...

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"Free Wi-Fi" mockup

"Free Wi-Fi" mockup

"Free Wi-Fi" mockup

"Free Wi-Fi" mockup

"Free Wi-Fi"

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Man Gives Death the Finger.

Man Gives Death the Finger. mockup

Man Gives Death the Finger. mockup

Man Gives Death the Finger. mockup

Man Gives Death the Finger. mockup

Man Gives Death the Finger.

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"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life." mockup

"Acid burns to the lips, sea-water in the lungs, a bullet hole to the right temple...it all points to a love of life."

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Sardonic Scientist T-Shirts Collection

Sardonic Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for sardonic scientists who love a good laugh with their coffee or tea.

Sardonic Scientist Pillows

Discover our humorous pillows, designed for sardonic scientists who want to add a cheeky touch to their home or office decor.

Sardonic Scientist Prints

Browse our witty science prints, perfect for sardonic scientists wanting to personalize their workspace with humor and intellect.