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Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You know, there are other emojis."

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Darn autocorrect!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

WTF?

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

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7 More Dwarfs

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Dogs texting each other emojis

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

Woman Juggling Emojis