Emoji Humorist T-Shirts

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You know, there are other emojis."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"OMG, LOL!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Textin’"

"I, TikTok."

"Did you get my tweet?"

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

WTF?

"She looks just like in your photos."

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

The Smartass Phone

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"