Sardonic Emoji Expert Gifts

Bored Apathetic Smiley Face Meme

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Oymoticons

Text Culture

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Textin’"

"I, TikTok."

The Modern Novel.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

WTF?

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Classic Emojis for sale.

7 More Dwarfs

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Dogs texting each other emojis

"I've never seen a resume that's entirely made up of emojis. Let me take a few moments to decode it."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."