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Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Lex Ave Express

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'Gentlemen, gentlemen, yes the neutrino beats the speed of light; but let's wait for the dope test.'

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

Man fishing in a tin of fish

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

Sardine funeral

"I don't do windows."

'Oh no, not you again.'

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine Funeral.

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

Bird with tinned sardines.

'What is he fishing for?'

Sardines

'I see the bird connection, Caldwell, but we really can't hold our annual convention at 'Hooters.''

'When you called and said you'd been 'canned' at the sardine factory, I never thought...'

Keep your distance

"Okay, you're right! It's impossible to repack sardines!"

"Let me guess, sardine sandwiches again."