Sardine Sympathizer T-Shirts

I'm studying this tin of sardines for inspiration before I pack for our trip.

Packed like sardines

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"I'm afraid you have deep vein thrombosis Mr Sardine"

"Nooo. Not my legs."

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

"I'm not saying you have to give them up entirely, but you need to eat your young in moderation."

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Lex Ave Express

'Do you have creamed tuna?' 'No, but we can slap around some sardines for you.'

Woman with sardine tin with warning that it may contain mutant whale-size sardines.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

Fisherman to other man re: boats everywhere: 'Lots of sardine fishing here.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Flying fish or sardines? (crowded airliner).

"I thought you were banished from here."

'Feeling a bit full my lot are packed in like commuters on the Northern line.'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

Man fishing in a tin of fish

A bus becomes a microwave full of a people.

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Sardine funeral

'Employees must wash hands after touching sardines'

Man fishing for sardines.

'Oh no, not you again.'

'What is he fishing for?'

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"

Sardine Funeral.

Bird with tinned sardines.

Fish - Catch and Release Stress