Sarcastic Family Planners Pillows

'It doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl as long as it'll make enough money for a good retirement home for us!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

Nanny with children on leash