Sarcastic Critic Of Tv Prints

"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"

Armstrong, the only doctor covered in the new health plan you got me is a veterinarian! Beats no coverage. Yeah, if you're a parakeet. You're so cheap. You don't value me at all. You ingrate. I didn't have to give you health benefits. Lots of employers don't cover their animals. You mean workers. Stop your barking.

The transparent safe box of Panama

Exciting potato bugs.

Redhead

"White Collar Prison"

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'Don't give up hope, Senator- We've worked out a plan to decrease your name recognition.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

'Never roll your eyes while the boss is talking.'

'He lost his whistle,'

'It looks like blood, tastes like Ribena, I just hope it gets me drunk,'

Gogglebollox: Our Queen at 90

"Let's demonstrate our corporate values of diversity and inclusion and listen to some of Brian's stupid ideas."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

Bad Influence of TV

"... and God bless my mom and her courage to call this food."

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

"You think you have the boss from hell?!"

Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.

"The news you are about to see is fictitious and is shown merely for its sensational content."

"Hey, if we're getting laid off, it's every man for himself!"

"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'If looks could sue, eh, Walt?'

'Oh he's sporty all right - he can be up and down on his stairlift in under ten minutes'

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."

"Oh, please, do tell me what Warren Buffett has to say about adding bleach to delicates."

'Like it'll do any good.'

Big Brother.