Santa Swing Sympathizer Gifts

Bah Humbug!

Santa Claus's Mail

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Golfing Bishop.

Swinging

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Meet Santa's entourage

Swing

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Santa CGI Effect

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

'And that,and that,and that...'