Santa Story Fans Pillows

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I noticed a few browns."