Santa Squad Member Pillows

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

Hot Tub Frosty

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The other days of the year...

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.