Santa Squad Member Mugs

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa Dog

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa CGI Effect

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

The other days of the year...