Santa's Tech Squad Pillows

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

City Marathon.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

The other days of the year...

The Lives of the SaintsThis Week: Frieda Witherspoon

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Sports and new technologies

Santa refused to go mountain climbing with Snowy ever again.

Santa accepts cookies on a website.

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Santa Yoga

"No, no, no...it's not a trick question. I just think that your celebrity crush says a lot about what you want in another person?"

'Sorry we don't do 'Pay-as-you-ho' contracts'

Sat Nativ.

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

"Our tech team has figured out why you've been so unproductive. Apparently, your computer is over 20 years old. We've ordered you a new one."

"Too much information."

"As a leader of Santa's sleigh, he's still having a problem navigating through all the drones."

"I don't need a book that records people's good and evil deeds. Nowadays I just check social media accounts."

"I'm going to need the promotion code."

"Sally's been very naughty this year."

Elf Improvement

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

Max was convinced that even though he'd been a bad boy...Santa would still bring him a present.