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'Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded santa!'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Punk Reindeer

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Milkin' Impossible

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

JAMES BONDING

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."