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'Nothing is more dangerous than a wounded santa!'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Barks in code.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Punk Reindeer

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

Licensed to grill.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

Milkin' Impossible

JAMES BONDING

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

The EP-21 spy plane.