Santa's Virtual Fans Pillows

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Filming Christmas

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Meet Santa's entourage

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

Merry Christmas

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."