Santa's Number One Fan Pillows

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Hot Tub Frosty

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

A Creature WAS Stirring

"I noticed a few browns."

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Merry Christmas

Pole dancers

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'