Santa's Snack Enthusiast Gifts

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bad for you but to die for

High security Santa's grotto

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Trail mix?"

Love is when you watch television together.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"