Santa's Reindeer Aficionado T-Shirts

"Look! The name is Donder! NOT Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"

Santa Claus's Mail

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

High security Santa's grotto

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Santa CGI Effect

Reindeer

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.