Santa Claus Trainees Prints

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I don't believe in you!"

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

Yo ho ho!

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Manager reading The Little Trainee That Could: 'I think I can, I think I can...'

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"The butler did it!"

'So let this be a lesson to you Courtney, 'there's no people like showpeople!''

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

'Virtual patient.'

STRIP Hambone: Training wheels on a computer

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Santa relaxes by Fire

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"Oh, don't worry. Typical beginner's mistake."

Men/Women/Santa.

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"