Santa Claus Gifts

Dear Santa...

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

'First, is there going to be any shipping and handling charges on this stuff?'

Hot Tub Frosty

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.........

'Eggnog... eggnog...'

Santa emergency stop.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"I need to be upfront...with me you only get the one wish, the granting of which depends on your behaviour!"

Nice/Naughty/Morally Complex

NSA is coming to town.

'Lotta bad kids this year, huh?'

Man lost in a desert gets given a watch by Santa Claus.

Santa's Helpers

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I've only got a few who can get around the world overnight. . . their names are - corona, delta and omicron."

"Another great thing about believing in Santa - no thank-you notes!"

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

Testing the Waters

"Yo, the getaway sleigh's here. – Let's dash!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Missing elf"

"I don't believe in you!"

Claus 2.0