Sanity Seeker Pillows

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Any questions?"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

She required plenty of personal space.

Noise Pollution

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."