Sanity Seeker Mugs

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Any questions?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crowded Ice Fishing

I should probably get out more.

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Yes, I'm alone."

Noise Pollution

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"My resume is concise, succinct and eloquently worded. I only hope they know what I'm talking about."

This man is an island.