Serenity Seekers Mugs

'Yoga! Meditation! Enlightenment!'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

Nervous Buddha

"Do you realize your lips move when you meditate?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I've seen this one."