Comedic Serenity Seeker Mugs

'This doesn't look good for us.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Turn, turn and turn.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Breast Height Chart

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"It is my place!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

'The guys say that the stripper won't be available before our wedding...would you mind if I had my bachelor party after the honeymoon?'

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'