Sanitized Santa Admirer Prints

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Flu vaccine.

"That's the preacher's dog."

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Self-driving sled

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

JOY

Santa's Sleigh Accident

"I'm not taking any chances!"

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

"Be careful on the polar express."

Are You Fit to Fly?

Slay Ride.

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

Santa's Coffee Run List

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

Santa: 'Of course I'm a vampire! How else could I have lived for 300 years?'

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'One more.'

'In this district, Constable, you can't be too careful!'

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys