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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

It's the biofuel generation.

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The Authentic Christmas.

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Climate Summit

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

The oil trap.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Aways the victim."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric