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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The Authentic Christmas.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Climate Summit

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

The oil trap.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Aways the victim."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

Climate Change Rhetoric