Sandwich Savior Mugs

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

"You've got the five seconds to get off that cheese sandwich or I send in a swat team."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Filling the Missile Gap

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Jelly I.V.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Batman and Reuben

Sandwich snob.

"I'm a retired doctor."

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

The Troposhere

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"