Sandwich Making Mugs

Stratigraphy

"I was going to make dinner but we are all out of peanut butter and jelly."

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Think he wanted a plain one, without peanut butter.'

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"

"Because tomatoes are out of season."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Sandwich snob.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'All I'm saying is, you know I made that sandwich for myself... I just think some things are sacred, Earl.'

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

Deliboys

Turkey sandwiches.

'Cheese and pickle on brown, please! Grate the cheese and take the bits out of the pickle! Cut them square, not diagonally like you usually do.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."