Sandwich Maestros Gifts

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I'm a retired doctor."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

Employees need to be treated like adults...

'Treat me easy this morning.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Paninis of the Old West

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Gloria knows where you've been tonight, Lance. Apparently, that sandwich she made you for lunch contained salami, cheese, lettuce, tomato and a GPS tracker. !! !!

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

Carnegie Deli

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

'Thinner!'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Sandwich Shop

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers