Sandwich Maestros Gifts

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Tartine

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Hard to follow...'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We know you boosted that milk truck!" "Admit it or we'll take a bite outta you!"

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

For the Love of Peanut Butter

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Cheese.' - 'Mum. Can I have something different in my sandwiches tomorrow?' - 'Okay.' - 'Cheese and pickle.' -

Paninis of the Old West

"I don't know what kind of sandwich you made, but we're out of cat food."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Embarrassing me won't get you out of 'fondue night' Harold!'

Carnegie Deli

'Are you worried about layoffs?'

A child builds a really long wall along a beach.

'Thinner!'

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

Sandwich Shop

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Would I be right in thinking that little Jimmy helped make the sandwiches?'

Executive's in and out boxes are labeled - One Ear and The Other.