Sandbox Ceos Gifts

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

That kid's all business.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."

Little Nipper Sandpit

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Attorney-at-play

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'Come on, come on...I've gotta go!'

"They are making sandboxes more and more realistic these days."

"I promise that this will be the last time that Daddy will ask you to help him post his resume online."

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

"Sandbox. One more to cross off my bucket list."

"I like him. He's not afraid to get his hands dirty."

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'Are you the opposite sex, or am I?'