Sand Grain Counter Pillows

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I got one this small.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

The Finger.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

Carbon suicide