Sand Grain Counter Pillows

'There are 2 billion, 16 million, 10 thousand and sixty - one grains of sand on this island!'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

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Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

The Finger.

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

When animal cloners suffer from insomnia.

I'd like to investigate your tax return!