Sand Collection Prints

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Director/Action Man toy.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Seagiraffes

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Faster, Georges, faster!