Stone Collecting Prints

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

Pebblehenge

"Well....I could've done this!"

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Brick Salesman

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Prepper Dog

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

Haunted museum

Handy-lion