Sand Between The Toes Lover Pillows

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

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"He lives in a block of flats"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

No Swimming Allowed

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

The Wedge Shoe at Work

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'