Sand Between The Toes Lover Mugs

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

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A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

We stock ALL sizes...

"He lives in a block of flats"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

No Swimming Allowed

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The Wedge Shoe at Work

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

Man says his pockets aren't big enough to fit a lady's tennis shoes.