Sanctuary Finder Mugs

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Fishing sign.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Gardening new year's plans

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Bird Sanctuary

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

You'll love this house. Plus! The neighbor's yard is a veritable wildlife sanctuary. Slap. Bzzz. Bzzzz. For sale. Any wildlife that doesn't burrow, bite or sting?

'Well, we'd better call my mother and see if it's okay to leave him....

'Scant consolation I'm sure, but the medical council have named the syndrome after me.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"Mommy makeovers"

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

I'm getting back into my yoga routine. But I think I need to join a regular class. I'm having trouble centering.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."