Sanctuary Finder Prints

"Lately, we've been getting a number of white males in their thirties seeking sanctuary."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Fishing sign.

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"That's the preacher's dog."

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

Fishing direction sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Gardening new year's plans

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Kangaroo Rescue Centre

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

Ears and Nostril Shampoo.

'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'

'Well, we'd better call my mother and see if it's okay to leave him....

"Mommy makeovers"

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

'Do you remove tattoos...?'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Building for sale: Yes - it has been de-consecrated.

The Statue of Liberty rescues people stuck in the shadow of the deportation force.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

"This one's for our brother, the whistleblower seeking sanctuary in your tree."