Sanction Savant T-Shirts

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The wonderful world of cheese.

Someone who knows apostrophes

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'I'm afraid it wouldn't work out, Kevin. You say 'data is' and I say 'data are'.'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Foundation for the Syntactically Challenged

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'Steeee-rike three!'

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

The Adventures of Grammar Man

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

It's not a love bite, I just play the violin.

"I love the similarities between us. You use irregular verbs, I use irregular verbs."

I'm afraid your hour is up, Al� I'm resume talking you down next week at the usual time.

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Welcome to my cellar!

"And remember–no more subjunctives where the correct mood is indicative."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"The lost password department's that way."

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Fireman chasing the olympic flame.

"It's a slow hit man!"

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

Jesus Saves

Falls at work.