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Top Five Grilled Cheeses of 2022

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Pasta

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Women who Read Too Much

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

NEW FALL LINEUP

"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

Oysters in June - delicious!

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

'If you're in a hurry, why did you order the snails?'

The Grim Peeper makes a house call.

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

"This IS Cinderella Sire, you should see her two ugly sisters!"

Conveyor belt sushi

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'

"It's only panic alarm system... it goes off every time management suggest another reorganisation."

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

"He's not a third- rate second-rate artist. He's a first-rate third-rate artist."

Man confronts death and taxes at the same time.

"For urgent messages we needed something faster then NHS mail!"