
Conveyor belt sushi
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Conveyor belt sushi
Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."
Pasta
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."
"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."
"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"
Women who Read Too Much
'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'
Hot dogs. Sushi.
"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."
'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'
Sea temperatures hottest on record
'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'
Sushi Cat
Oysters in June - delicious!
Sushi for two, please.
"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"
Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.
"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."
Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?
'My old friend here, Hiro, is opening a chain of sushi bars exclusively for lawyers. It's called Sosumi.'
"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"
Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!
"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."
'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?
Woman opens sushi box.
'I don't think this sushi is cooked enough for me.'
Sushi bar...under new management
'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'
"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."
Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish
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