Salt Sprinkles Champions Mugs

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

Instructional guide to scribbling

His Her Cakes

Giant slug attacks a city

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'Cut down on sodium? I'm taking that with a pinch of salt.'

Cooking

Bake-a-thon.

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Steroids.'

'You misspelled 'Gonna' Verl. . . there's two 'n's' in it.'

How some bird species determine pecking order.

Hiding the salt mill

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

"That nasty man won't pass me the salt!"

"You're losing your everything."

'I'm writing a letter to my parents. How many N's in money?'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

'We're de-salting water?'

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

'Cut way back on grabbing for the gusto, and don't put any salt on it.'

"I'm still working on the salt rim."

Children swimming.

'Never mind that it's silly, we've got a four years grant to find out what Sodium Chloride is.'

Spelling bee contest - 1st prise.

'Sure it tastes like salt,it is salt.'

'I see you are cutting back on your salt intake.'

"I prefer the Atlantic. It's lower in salt."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

The Holy Trinity: Salt, Butter and Sugar.