Salt Block Collector Prints

'That's what you get for eating a whole block of salt.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Dog in casino.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Feeling for shells

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Brick Salesman

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Museum of Bones

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Dog Love.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'