Mineral Collector Prints

"I'm searching for cobalt, a vital part of those lithium-ion car batteries. But more important, I have to find some oats for the donkey."

My birthday is coming up, Lance� Have you heard the expression, "Diamonds are a girl's best friend"? There's another expression, Gloria� "A zircon in need is a zircon indeed."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

Dog in casino.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

New Age Store.

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Brick Salesman

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Wine taster with mineral water

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"I'd like these invested in an aggressive mutual fund."

Museum of Bones

Dog Love.

Prepper Dog

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."